How many Miami fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: one to steal a new one from the hardware store, a second to screw it in, a third to shoot the old one, and seven to make a violent and sexist rap video about the whole thing.
How many Clemson fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to screw in the new bulb, one to blame the old one's failure on Tommy Bowden, and another to pray Danny Ford will come back change the damn thing himself.
How many North Carolina fans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, if he leaves quickly... the basketball team doesn't like to share the spotlight.
How many Wake Forest fans does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Wake Forest teaches you not to screw anything before you're married.
How many Boston College fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the lightbulb better than anyone else in years, and another to pull the ladder out from under him.
How many Virginia Tech fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine, one to go change it and eight SWAT team members escorting him.
How many Florida State fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to remove the old bulb and a second to shove Joe Paterno's finger into the open socket.
How many Virginia fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to install the new bulb, and two to brag about how their grandfathers went to Virginia before lightbulbs were invented.
How many Duke fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Duke hasn't been able to successfully change a light bulb since Spurrier left.
How many NC State fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the new bulb, a second to plant the old one, and a third to keep it watered and fertilized until harvest.
How many Maryland fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven. One to put the new bulb in and ten to keep Coach Fridgen from eating the old one.
How many Georgia Tech fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Up to six, but you can't tell which one's changing it until the bulb is in motion.
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